«Xavier Cockroachal Damon's, Um, Entirely Fictitious Autobiography By Xavier Cockroachal Damon and, Um, In Many Ways the
«Xavier Cockroachal Damon's, Um, Entirely Fictitious Autobiography By Xavier Cockroachal Damon and, Um, In Many Ways the Character Is Not At All Like Me I Guess That Is Somewhat Ironic» by Xavier Cockroachal Damon
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English | EPUB | 0.1 MB
The book. It is what the title says it is. The story of my life. Though absolutely not. That life. One of seemingly impossible bizarrity. So it is but it isn't. It is what it is. What the hell is that? Admittedly, in trying to write this even I am getting confused. So, rather than spinning idiotically in circles, and ultimately pointlessly, because for the life of me, I cannot think of anything more I can say that wouldn't be exceptionally redundant. For the life of me, yes this is the life of me. My autobiography. Sort of, in other ways, not at all. Yes, saying that was indeed redundant, but dare I declare, exceptionally redundant it was not. Um, not because it was not in fact excessive but because it was in no way exceptional. This is quite likely the worst book description ever written. I assure you the character lives a life immensely more interesting than this tedious mess. A life, a seemingly impossible constant progression through bizarrity into further bizarrity until…