Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom by Celia Rivenbark
English | September 4th, 2007 | ASIN: B000V76ZZQ, ISBN: 0312339933, 0312339941 | 272 pages | EPUB | 0.28 MB
English | September 4th, 2007 | ASIN: B000V76ZZQ, ISBN: 0312339933, 0312339941 | 272 pages | EPUB | 0.28 MB
Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn–-sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
• How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
• Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)
• EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)
• Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
And so much more!
Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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