Cleopatra's Confessions: A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap
Cleopatra's Confessions: A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap by Cleopatra J. Cat, Larry Arnstein, Zack Arnstein, Joey Arnstein
English | August 1st, 2018 | ISBN: 1629147087 | 304 Pages | EPUB | 8.88 MB
English | August 1st, 2018 | ISBN: 1629147087 | 304 Pages | EPUB | 8.88 MB
A cat takes some valuable time out of her sleeping schedule to explain a few things.
As a cat, the author of this book has much advice and wisdom to share with both cats and humans. Humans do, after all, have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, as well as the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting (not less than two hours), and a good Sleep Environment including comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops, and a variety of floor surfaces. Carpeting is required not only as an Essential Sleep Option, but also for puking on.
This wise and wide-ranging book contains detailed tips from Cleopatra J. Cat to her fellow felines, including such useful chapters as “Basic Sleeping,” “Intermediate Sleeping,” “Dogs: Why?” and “Humans: Smarter than Birds, Not as Smart as Dolphins.”
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