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    Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners [Audiobook]

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    Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners [Audiobook]

    Therese Oneill, Betsy Foldes Meiman (Narrator), "Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners"
    ASIN: B01M6ZXF4V | 2016 | MP3@64 kbps | ~07:12:00 | 204 MB

    Have you ever wished you could live in an earlier, more romantic era?

    Ladies, welcome to the 19th century, where there's arsenic in your face cream, a pot of cold pee sits under your bed, and all of your underwear is crotchless. (Why? Shush, dear. A lady doesn't question.)

    Unmentionable is your hilarious, scandalously honest (yet never crass) guide to the secrets of Victorian womanhood, giving you detailed advice on:

    What to wear
    Where to relieve yourself
    How to conceal your loathsome addiction to menstruating
    What to expect on your wedding night
    How to be the perfect Victorian wife
    Why masturbating will kill you
    And more

    Irresistibly charming, laugh-out-loud funny, Unmentionable will inspire a whole new level of respect for Elizabeth Bennett, Scarlett O'Hara, Jane Eyre, and all of our great-great-grandmothers.

    (And it just might leave you feeling ecstatically grateful to live in an age of pants, superabsorbency tampons, epidurals, antidepressants, and not dying of the syphilis your husband brought home.)