Moving to the UAE: A guide for prospective expatriates

So, you're moving to the United Arab Emirates. You've likely scoured the internet, only to be buried under an avalanche of contradictory advice. This guide is your co-pilot, a brutally honest but humor-filled handbook for what is often the Olympics of relocation. Forget the basics of packing a box; this book dives straight into the UAE-centric peculiarities that trip up even the most seasoned globetrotter. From the multi-step "Visa Tango" to the financial shock of paying rent with post-dated cheques, this is your field manual for navigating the glorious chaos of setting up a life in the sun with your sanity—and sense of humor—intact.
Covering every stage of your journey, this comprehensive guide provides a clear, actionable plan for the entire expatriate experience. It will walk you through the labyrinth of renting a home (and explain what "chiller-free" actually means), mastering the six-lane roundabouts, and opening a bank account. Beyond the initial setup, you'll find indispensable advice on daily life: surviving the supermarket, decoding office culture, respecting the customs of Ramadan, and joining the legendary weekend brunch scene. The guide also tackles bigger topics like navigating the school system, sponsoring domestic staff, and exploring the unique character of all seven emirates.
Ultimately, this is more than a manual on logistics; it's a guide to understanding the culture, embracing the unexpected, and avoiding common pitfalls. It explains the unwritten rules of social etiquette and the very written laws of the land in a way that is clear, direct, and reassuring. This book aims to replace your anxiety with anticipation, providing you with the knowledge and confidence to not just survive your move to the UAE, but to truly thrive from your first 30 days and beyond.