The Dildo in the Kitchen Drawer - a short story of jealousy and slippery fingers
Clare Ashton, "The Dildo in the Kitchen Drawer - a short story of jealousy and slippery fingers"
English | 2013 | ASIN: B00EK7ZCTS | 15 pages | EPUB | 0.15 MB
English | 2013 | ASIN: B00EK7ZCTS | 15 pages | EPUB | 0.15 MB
"hilarious short story… If you only buy one short story, make it this one" – Terry Baker Reviews
What has Beth's girlfriend ordered in the plainest, squarest, most non-descript parcel? It certainly isn't books. No-one shuffles that frantically to hide books when you come in unexpectedly.
And what would any right-minded person do when they opened the kitchen drawer to check what had been hidden? But right-minded isn't a term that's often applied to Beth.
The Dildo in the Kitchen Drawer is a short story of paranoia, slippery fingers and recalcitrant dogs.