How to be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English
Angela Kiss, "How to be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English"
English | 2018 | ISBN: 1910463213 | 208 pages | EPUB | 0.58 MB
English | 2018 | ISBN: 1910463213 | 208 pages | EPUB | 0.58 MB
Ten years ago, Angela Kiss arrived in the UK without a word of English. All she brought with her was a small bag, a sense of adventure, a desire to work and a copy of George Mikes's classic 1940s humour book about the peculiarities of the British, How to be an Alien.
'In England everything is typical. If your train is late, it is typical. If there are no seats on the upper deck of a bus, it is typical. If it starts to rain at five o'clock just before you leave work, it is typical.'
Through every dodgy flat share, low-paid waitressing job, awkward date and office mishap, Angela held tight to George's wit and wisdom. With his help she began to understand how to live amongst the English - with their eccentricity, spirit and singing train drivers - and fell in love with a land rich in green spaces, pubs and puddings.
'The English do not like to be wished "Have a nice day", because to them it sounds like a command. They think, Who the hell do you think you are to order me to have a nice day?'
A wry, often affectionate view on the English, and how to navigate our national personality.