Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnist

If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion About
Your Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book. . .
Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered,
but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking gift
for the gratuitous insult.
In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how you
can ejaculate farther to how you can take–ahem–more cargo on
your loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion of
a caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors and
psychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. The
result is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politically
incorrect opinion and withering sarcasm.
Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they're
like a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay men
have about sex.
Here's a sampling of what you'll learn:
. . . Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms.
Get over it.
. . . The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around.
Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it.
. . . Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and more
powerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old.
. . . 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual side
effects.
And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you can
blame on medicine.
With buzz-saw wit,
Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon
will leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything you need to know about sex.