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Little Britain, Season 1, episode 4: Most Cigarettes in a Mouth

Date: 2 Sep 2009 19:26:00

About Little Britain:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0358856/

Based on the highly successful Radio 4 series, Little Britain is a hilarious exploration of the British Isles and its curious inhabitants after a successful pilot earlier this year (2003). The programme travels from the Scottish highlands, through Wales, the tranquil English countryside and the less tranquil council estates of Britain's inner cities, while the narrator (Tom Baker) adds his insightful and eloquent comments for those less familiar with these fair Isles.

Welcome to "Little Britain," the British countryside of the United Kingdom. From Britain's cities to the highlands of Scotland, "Little Britain" is home to a numerous group of quirky characters. Among them are: teenage troublemaker Vicky Pollard; caregiver Lou Todd, who doesn't realise that Andy Pipkin, the lazy fat man he looks after who sits in a wheelchair, can actually walk; Sebastian Love, the gay assistant of the Prime Minister; Ray McCooney, eccentric manager of a Scottish hotel; Majorie Dawes, the cruel leader of the "Fat Fighters" who makes fun of fat men and women in her diet class; overweight woman Bubbles De Vere; former Welsh children's TV presenter Des Kaye, who works in a DIY superstore; gay Welshman Daffyd Thomas, who claims he is "the only gay in the village"; and many more. Each week, we travel through Little Britain and visit each character as we are joined by the Narrator, who gives us his comments and helps explain the culture of Little Britain.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0358856/episodes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/episodes/

In this episode, first aired 7 October 2003, the following sketches:

Daffyd goes to get a hair cut but his usual Hair Dresser is off.
Emily Florence is having an X-Ray.
Lou is about to take Andy home from the pub, Andy insists that he doesn't need to go to the toilet first.
Dr Lawrence shows, Dr Beagrie how Anne fits perfectly into the job of Librarian.
Vicky Pollard's in court charged with shoplifting.
Matthew Waterhouse has a multitude of ideas for a kiss-a-gram agency.
At Kelsey Grammer school, the teacher asks the pupils some hard maths/history questions.
Sandra Patterson enters her son Ralph into an audition for a commercial.
Back at the library, Anne 'processes' a book.
Des Kaye is stopped from selling his videos and attacking a customer with a crocodile puppet.
Anne's finished her shift at the library.
Royal correspondant Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC.
Lou offers Andy a chocolate.
At the opera, a man suffers a heart attack. Luckily April and Neville are on hand.
Ray has some rather fussy American tourists, who keep asking questions, not a good idea when Ray McCooney's concerned.
Miss Grace is shocked that Dame Sally is actually dictating a story that could actually sell.
Dennis Waterman seems to have gotten over his 'Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune' stage and actually signs a contract.
Liz is pushed out of the lime light by a stranger who claims he went to school with Paul McCartney.
The world record attempters are attempting the most cigarettes smoked at once.