Santa's Slay (2005)
Santa's Slay (2005)
DVDRip | English | AVI | 640 x 368 | XviD @ ~1100 Kbps | AC3 5.1 @ 448 Kbps | 01:17:55 | 718 Mb
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | Canada, USA
DVDRip | English | AVI | 640 x 368 | XviD @ ~1100 Kbps | AC3 5.1 @ 448 Kbps | 01:17:55 | 718 Mb
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | Canada, USA
Starring: Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Robert Culp, Saul Rubinek, Dave Thomas
On Christmas Eve of 2005, the Mason family is enjoying Christmas dinner when Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) comes down the chimney and kills them all. Some of the deaths include Santa stabbing someones hands, a girl faints causing her to fall back into a sharp pole, another girl gets burned and drowned in egg nog, a man tries to fight Santa and gets pushed into glass, Santa grabs a leg from the table and smacks a girl in the head while she was saying,"I've been good! I've Been Good!", one of the last girls tries to escape but Santa throws a star into her back, and lastly the man who got stabbed in the hands get a chicken leg lodged down his throat. This opening scene includes bit roles from several famous actors, including James Caan, Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, and Rebecca Gayheart.
IMDB
One of the greatest Christmas movies EVER! Up there with Scrooged and Die Hard. I rented this film with my buddies on a lark. We were expecting to laugh at how bad it was but we were amazed to find that we were actually laughing at all the right parts. Actually we were laughing the entire way through. We kept having to ask each other what that last line of dialog was because we missed it. Great gags, some fantastic cameos, and a Jewish wrestler playing Santa Claus.
I'd only hold two things against it, those being: (1) the lead actor (Douglas Smith) - he was a little weak and (2)the CG could've benefited from some more expense. Otherwise this is a brilliant film. Santa's Slay is the first film to honor the truly great sport of curling. A flying bison, Goldberg, strippers, and Caulk jokes. Plus swearing children and swearing old ladies. A new holiday tradition.GozerTheGozerian from imdb.com
A movie never meant to be taken seriously, but oh so enjoyable if you've a mind to. I mean, come on, GOLDBERG is SANTA!!! I f you're looking for a friendly, family-oriented Christmas movie, do NOT watch this. A carnage filled Christmas delight, though mostly oriented towards the "guy" movie type. Goldberg has some great one liners and I have to say that I look forward to seeing him in other films because of this one. An actor or a film that doesn't take itself too seriously is what we need more of these days. People take themselves too seriously. And apparently this is too short to post. Death. Mayhem. Santa. Satan's offspring.friendful from imdb.com
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