Season 2, Episode 1 — Originally aired on May 1st, 2003

* The Smart Roadster is reviewed by Jeremy
* Hammond burns a Nissan Sunny with a jet dragster
* The introduction of James May and his Bentley
* Hammond falls in love with a Bowler Wildcat and declares himself God
* SIARPC: Vinnie Jones

… and much much more!

Don Salluste is the all-power minister and tax collector of the King of Spain. He delights in tyrannising the peasants with his band of loyal Black Knights. But he is scorned by the Queen who, appalled by his wickedness, has him expelled from the court. An outcast and penniless, Salluste plots his terrible revenge. His valet, Blaze, will impersonate Salluste’s noble cousin and seduce the Queen. When he exposes the Queen’s infidelity, the King will be so grateful that Salluste will be instantly reunited with his wealth and privileged office of state. At least, that is what is supposed to happen…

Monsieur Bosquier, the proprietor of a private school, is far from pleased when his eldest son, Philippe, fails his end of year exams. He decides to send his wayward offspring to England to improve his English. In exchange, Philippe’s host, a wealthy whisky distiller, Mac Farrel, will send his daughter, Shirley, to live with the Bosquiers in France. However, Philippe has already decided to spend the summer holidays on a yacht with his friends, so he sends a fellow student, Michonnet, to England in his place. The deception is soon discovered but things go from bad to worse when Philippe and Shirley fall in love and elope to Scotland to get married…

One morning, a wealthy business man Bertrand Barnier receives a visit from one of his employees, Christian Martin, who demands both his daughter’s hand in marriage and a substantial pay rise. When Barnier refuses, Christian reveals that he has embezzled a small fortune from the company’s funds, with which he has bought a suitcase full of jewels. When Christian offers to hand over the suitcase, Barnier agrees to the marriage, without realising that Martin’s girlfriend is not really his daughter at all, but a poor girl who is just pretending that Barnier is her father. Before he discovers the truth, Barnier learns that his real daughter is pregnant, by his ex-chauffeur Oscar who has just set off for a polar expedition. Eager to avoid a scandal, Barnier attempts to bribe Christian into marrying his real daughter…

The Second edition of the great RTS game. 20 Missions of the previous game (The Shattered Kingdom) included.
You play the role of the palace guard captain whose goal is to win back all of the lost provinces that once belonged to your beloved king. The game was released in 2001, but only in a few countries. Later in 2002 it was released in additional countries and in 2005 it was finally released in the US. The game has not yet been released in the UK.