Ice Spider (2007)

Premiering on June 9, the awesomely-titled Ice Spiders will star B-movie regulars Patrick Muldoon, Vanessa Williams and Thomas Calabro (oooh, that Michael!) as they do battle with um, giant frozen spiders? Not sure exactly. Aha, this phenomenal trailer just filled in the blanks: Genetically-altered mega-spiders take residence in a ski lodge, and that's where they opt to snack on our lead actors, a bunch of Olympic skiers, and formerly reputable TV producer Stephen J. Cannell. (Don't ask.) Old-school horror nerds may be pleased to learn that the director is Tibor Takacs … yes, the guy who helmed The Gate, I, Madman, Mansquito and … Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep!! (I just love that title.)