«Vulgar the Viking and the Terrible Talent Show» by Odin Redbeard

From singing and dancing to doing things with pickled herring – the villagers of Blubber are gifted in many ways. And they've decided to have a talent contest to prove it. Vulgar knows it's his time to shine. Will he perform his armpit 'music' or juggle some elk poo? No! He will act out a Viking legend, with fighting and dragons and giants and all that stuff. And he will win! Won't he?