«The Butler Didn't Do It» by Maria Lima

What happens when your weird cousin sends you a telegram stating that your aunt's dead and the butler did it… Lindsay Graham discovers that there's more in store than a traditional English funeral and the requisite neighborhood gathering. Way more. Maria Lima's Agatha-Award nominated short story is a great read! Just don't go into it expecting a novel-length work; it's a short story, and priced accordingly.