The Rudy Letters

The Rudy Letters is a collection outrageous letters sent to various companies and their real responses.

Watermelon enthusiast, strongman competitor, aspiring sitcom writer, war veteran, concerned citizen, and so much more. Welcome to the complex and oddly alluring world of Rudy Schumann.

They say a million monkeys typing for a million years will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. One lovable idiot typing for several years may eventually produce laughter. Hopefully yours!